I don't know what it is alongside Korean skincare brands that makes them desire to live "first" together with "the first".
Is this roughly intricate plot involving subliminal messages?
There's Missha First Treatment Essence, which aspires to live a dupe for SK-II's Treatment Essence, together with which is, at to the lowest degree inward my personal opinion, in all probability the most overpriced, worthless slice of kaka I've lay on my face. And it rewarded me alongside zitness galore.
With SK-II you lot pay for a fancy call together with tin expect, at the really least, roughly form of a placebo effect.
And alongside Missha? You don't fifty-fifty larn what you lot pay for. (Some bloggers claim that the 2 are "identical", which is a bunch of baloney, because their ingredients are quite different).
And no, regardless of what you lot may think, Missha is non fancy.
And hence you lot accept O Hui (or Ohui) The First Cell Revolution.
Ohui is fancy, alright. And it's non only whatever sometime "first", either.
It's THE First.
Cell Revolution.
Nie wiem dlaczego koreanskie marki kosmetyczne tak bardzo uwielbiaja slowo "first", albo nawet "the first". Pierwszy i najpierwszy. Czy to ich sposob na wysylanie tajnych sygnalow bezposrednio do naszej podswiadomosci?
No bo jest Missha First Treatment Essence, ktora stara sie byc zamiennikiem dla SK-II Treatment Essence, a ktora, niestety, przynajmniej wedlug mojej opinii, jest niczym specjalnym o wygorowanej cenie. Dostalam od niej w prezencie wysyp syfow.
Przy SK-II placi sie za luksusowa nazwe i mozna oczekiwac przynajmniej luksusowego efektu placebo. Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 z Missha? Missha nie jest luksusowa marka, choc wiem, ze wiele polskich blogerek ja za taka uwaza. Wiele blogerek, polskich i niepolskich, rowniez uwaza, ze esencja Misshy jest identyczna do esencji SK-II. To oczywscie bzdura, bo ich sklady znacznie sie roznia.
No i mamy jeszcze O Hui (lub Ohui, jak niektorzy wola) The First Cell Revolution.
O Hui jest luksusowy, nie ma watpliwosci. I nie jest tez byle jakim "pierwszym", ale luksusowo "najpierwszym".
Najpierwsza rewolucja komorkowa.
O Hui. What a beautiful name. It makes me grinning every time. If you lot speak Polish, you lot know why. If you lot don't speak Polish, hmmm... imagine that a call of a high-end cosmetic build is a homophone of a slang term for a for sure business office of manly somebody anatomy. Yep, you lot got it. That's O Hui!
O Hui. Co za piekna nazwa. Zawsze wywoluje usmiech na mej pieknej twarzy. Jesli mowisz po polsku, to wiesz dlaczego.
On the LG website (because O Hui is i of the many skincare brands from LG Home together with Health Care) you lot tin read that:
Ohui is a premium cosmetic build that promotes the beauty of modern people past times bringing together the principles of the cosmos together with nature together with modern scientific discipline together with technology.
Don't worry, I don't know either. That cosmos throws me off together with my hear gets lost inward space.
But hey, fifty-fifty lost inward space, I'll live beautiful every bit long every bit I accept roughly O Hui alongside me, right?
Anyway, where was I?
Back hither on earth, nosotros don't demand cosmic skincare. We only desire skincare that works.
So, how did this Ohui (O Hui?) The First work? And did it move at all?
Long story...
Na stronie LG (bo O Hui nalezy do stajni LG Home together with Health Care, tak samo jak su:m37º i wiele innych marek), mozna przeczytac (mniej wiecej) to:
Ohui to ekskluzywna marka kosmetyczna, ktora promuje piekno nowoczesnych ludzi przez polaczenie regul (praw, skladnikow, whatever) kosmosu, natury oraz nowoczesnej wiedzy i technologii.
Noooo... ja tez nie mam pojecia. Ten kosmos zbija mnie z tropu za kazdym razem.
Ale tutaj na ziemi, kosmiczna pielegnacja nie jest mi potrzebna. Ja bede zadowolona z pielegnacji, ktora dziala na mojej bardzo nowoczesnej, ale niezbyt pieknej, twarzy.
Wiec jak sie tutaj nasz O Hujowy bohater sprawdzil? I czy w ogole sie sprawdzil?
To dluga historia...
The serial was highly recommended to me past times multiple fans of Korean beauty.
O Hui The First Cell Revolution Eye Cream, enriched alongside recombinant Human Stem Cell Protein (rHSCP), was supposed to perform miracles equal to, if non amend than, su:m37º Flawless Regenerating Eye Cream (review here).
Ta seria byla mi polecana przez wiele fanek koreanskich kosmetykow.
O Hui The First Cell Revolution Eye Cream (krem pod oczy), zawierajacy recombinant Human Stem Cell Protein (rekombinowane bialko ludzkich komorek macierzystych? nie mam pojecia jak to po polskiemu), czyli rHSCP, mialo czynic cuda na miare su:m37º Flawless Regenerating Eye Cream (recenzja tutaj).
O Hui The First Cell Revolution Source claims to comprise 90.3% of Cell Source™, a fancy stalk jail cellular telephone medium developed past times LG for The First line. It was supposed to do everything but the dishes, but mainly improve my skin's expression together with texture inward only four weeks.
O Hui The First Cell Revolution Source (co to za glupia nazwa!) ponoc zawiera 90.3% Cell Source™, magicznego medium komorek macierzystych, specjalnie wyczarowanego przez LG na potrzeby linii The First.
O Hui The First Cell Revolution Source ma robic niemal wszystko oprocz dostarczania przyjemnosci seksualnych, ale przede wszystkim ma poprawic wyglad i teksture (?) cery w ciagu four tygodni.
And the novel together with improved O Hui The First Cell Revolution Cream Soft, packed alongside FGF (fibroblast growth factor), EGF (epidermal growth factor) together with synthetic Human Stem Cell Protein (sh-SCP) was supposed to increase peel regeneration procedure together with build me expression younger. Hopefully, a lot younger.
Now, those were roughly mighty claims upwardly there. With a mighty cost tag to match.
Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 nowy i ulepszony O Hui The First Cell Revolution Cream Soft, pelen cudow typu FGF (czynniki wzrostu fibroblastow), EGF (czynniki wzrostu naskorka? epidermy?, szlag mnie trafia szukajac polskich odpowiednikow tej terminologii), oraz syntetyczne bialko ludzkich komorek macierzystych (???) czyli sh-SCP, mial wspomoc procesy regeneracji skory i sprawic, ze bede wygladac mlodziej. Najlepiej duzo mlodziej.
I heard hence much practiced well-nigh The First Cell Revolution that it sat at the really overstep of my shopping listing when I visited Korea final year. So much good, that instead of trying samples first, I only went together with bought a whole sent. Sight unseen.
Even the O Hui counter lady was surprised. I marched up, pointed at the line, together with said "one of each, please."
To her credit, she tried to steer me away from private products, together with suggested a boxed set, instead.
I vaguely remembered her mentioning words such every bit "new formula" together with "improved", but they didn't band whatever warning bells.
Tyle sie nasluchalam o magii The First Cell Revolution, ze siedziala ona na samym czele mojej listy zakupowej podczas zeszlorocznej wizyty do Korei. Linia ta miala byc tak magiczna, ze nie bawilam sie w probki, ale po prostu podeszlam do stoiska O Hui w Lotte Department Store, pokazalam paluchem co chcialam, i powiedzialam "kazdego po jednym prosze".
O Hujowa pani byla w lekkim szoku, ale miala na tyle przytomnosci umyslu, ze starala sie mnie odwiesc od moich planowanych zakupow. W zamian zaproponowala zestaw w pudelku, o duzo bardziej okazyjnej cenie.
Cos tam pamietalam, kiedy w mieszance angielsko-japonskiej uzywala takich like shooting fish in a barrel jak "nowa formula" i "ulepszone", ale bylam w takim transie zakupowym, ze zaden warning w mozgu mi sie nie wlaczyl.
Once dorsum home, I had to hold back for a few months to complete other skincare products earlier I could start using it.
The expectation bar was laid upwardly rather high.
At foremost I was convinced that the trifecta of O Hui The First Cell Revolution Source, Soft Cream together with Eye Cream was doing its job. But the longer I used these products, the worse my peel was kickoff to look. What was happening here? My skin, which had been hence lovingly cared for past times the exquisite su:m37 goodies, was becoming dull, tired together with wrinkly again.
Kiedy dotarlam do domu, musialam poczekac kilka miesiecy zanim zaczelam uzywac O Hujowego zestawu.
Poprzeczka ustawiona byla dosyc wysoko.
Na poczatku bylam przekonana, ze trojca O Hui The First Cell Revolution Source i Soft Cream i Eye Cream robila co miala robic. Ale im dluzej uzywalam tych produktow, tym gorzej moja skora wygladala. Co sie dzialo, do jasnej anielki?
Moja cera, tak pieczolowicie wychuchana przez su:m37 zaczela wygladac na szara, bura, zmeczona i pomarszczona.
Oh yeah, The First moisturized. But that was all that it would do. With all its fancy recombinant human stalk cells together with mysterious proteins, all it could was moisturize. So hence moisturize. Nothing that a cheap, drugstore moisturizer together with lotion couldn't do.
Oddly enough, I wasn't fifty-fifty terribly disappointed. Somehow, deep downwards inside, I knew all along that it was going to goal similar that.
The First nawilzal. Ale wlasciwie to bylo jedyne co robil. Przy tych wszystkich komorkach macierzystych i innych cudach wiankach, jedyne na co bylo become stac to nawilzanie. I nawet nie porzadne nawilzanie, ale takie sobie, na odczep sie. Nic, czego tani moisturizer z drogerii nie potrafilby zrobic.
I najdziwniejsze, ze wcale nie bylam tym nawet specjalnie zaskoczona, lub rozczarowana. Bo, tak jakos, gdzies w glebi duszy (a raczej rozumu), dobrze wiedzialam od samego poczatku, ze tak sie ta o hujowa historia skonczy.
But at to the lowest degree the packaging was pretty.
Ale przynajmniej opakowania byly ladne.
Here are the ingredients (courtesy of Agathblog - give thank you lot you hence much!):
Tutaj sklady, za ktore bardzo dziekuje Agathblog:
O Hui The First Cell Revolution Source (new version) ingredients:
Defined Cell Culture Media 7, Glycerin, 1,2-Hexanediol, Glycereth-26, Panthenol, sh-Polypeptide-44, sh-Oligopeptide-16, sh-Polypeptide-46, sh-Polypeptide-6, sh-Polypeptide-25, sh-polypeptide-29, sh-Polypeptide-41, sh-Polypeptide-43, sh-Polypeptide-18, sh-Oligopeptide-10, sh-Polypeptide-1, sh-Oligopeptide-1, sh-Polypeptide-9, sh-Polypeptide-59, sh-Polypeptide-26, sh-Polypeptide-17, sh-Oligopeptide-14, sh-Polypeptide-8, sh-Polypeptide-8, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Peptide, Saccharomyces/Imperata Cylindrica Root Ferment Extract, Saccharomyces/Viscum Album (Mistletoe) Ferment Extract, Lactobacillus/Soybean Ferment Extract, Alanyl Glutamine, Hydrolyzed Hyaluronic Acid, Xanthan Gum, Hydrogenated Lecithin, PEG-60 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, PEG-8 Caprylic/Capric Glycerides, Butylene Glycol, Polysorbate 20, Fragrance
O Hui The First Cell Revolution Eye Cream (new version) ingredients:
Water, Glycerin, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Dipropylene Glycol, Hydrogenated Polydecene, Glyceryl Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Cyclopentasiloxane, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Polyglyceryl-3 Methylglucose Distearate, C14-22 Alcohols, C12-20 Alkyl Glucoside, PEG-100 Stearate, Poncirus Trifoliata Fruit Extract, Phytosteryl/Isostearyl/Cetyl/Stearyl/Behenyl Dimer Dilinoleate, Silica, Bees Wax, Dimethicone, Sorbitan Stearate, Ammonium Acryloyldimethyltaurate/VP Copolymer, Butylene Glycol, Cholesterol, Lecithin, Hydrogenated Lecithin, Alcohol, RH-Oligopeptide-17, RH-Polypeptide-8, RH-Polypeptide-26, RH-Polypeptide-17, RH-Oligopeptide - 14, RH-Polypeptide-18, RH-Polypeptide-36, Hydrolyzed Algin, Glucosyl Hesperidin, Orchid Extract, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Phosphate Buffered Saline, RH-Oligopeptide-9, Sodium Phosphate, Sodium Chloride, Disodium EDTA, Triethanolamine, Tocopheryl Acetate, Trisodium EDTA, Stearic Acid, Cholesteryl Hydroxystearate, Ceramide 3, Carbomer, Phenoxyethanol, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, Propylparaben, Fragrance, CI 19140, CI 15985, Benzyl Salicylate, Citronellol, Limonene, Geraniol, Linalool
O Hui The First Cell Revolution Soft Cream (new version) ingredients:
Water, Butylene Glycol, Squalane, Glycerin, Pentaerythrityl Tetraethylhexanoate, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, 1,2-Hexanediol, Diheptyl Succinate, Panthenol, Cetearyl Olivate, Defined Cell Culture Media 7, Sorbitan Olivate, Hydroxyethyl Acrylate/Sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, PEG-60 Glyceryl Diisostearate, C14-22 Alcohols, Dimethicone, Tromethamine, Carbomer, Hydrogenated Lecithin, C14-28 Alkyl Acid, C12-20 Alkyl Glucoside, PEG-8 Caprylic/Capric Glycerides, Cetearyl Alcohol, Capryloyl Glycerin/Sebacic Acid Copolymer, Polysorbate 60, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Xanthan Gum, Myristoyl Tetrapeptide-6, Behenyl Alcohol, Trisodium EDTA, Polysorbate 20, Oligopeptide-107 sh-Oligopeptide-1, Oligopeptide-107 sh-Polypeptide-7, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Palmitoyl Oligopeptide, Palmitoyl Tetrapeptide-7, sh-Oligopeptide-1, sh-Polypeptide-36, sh-Polypeptide-43, sh-Polypeptide-9, sh-Oligopeptide-16, sh-Polypeptide-1, sh-Polypeptide-44, sh-Oligopeptide-10, sh-Polypeptide-26, sh-Polypeptide-25, sh-Polypeptide-6, sh-Polypeptide-18, sh-Polypeptide-17, sh-Oligopeptide-14, sh-Polypeptide-59, sh-Polypeptide-46, sh-Polypeptide-29, sh-Polypeptide-41, sh-Polypeptide-8, Phenoxyethanol, CI 15985, CI 19140, Fragrance, Benzyl Alcohol, Citronellol, Limonene, Geraniol, Limonene
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